Top 8...kinda like Myspace!

8. Knockoffs
Because I love when people go gaga for my forever 21 necklaces or shoes and think they are marc jacobs. When they ask if it is, I always say it was a gift, so I never really confirm that they're FAKES!

7. L'Oreal Lash Architecht 3-D Dramatic Waterproof Mascara
Because I'm a balla on a budget who can no longer afford designer mascara. People are constantly asking whether my eyelashes are real or fake and I can confidentally confirm, REAL!

6. Spain
Because I think about going to Spain about 40 times a day and then I think about all of the cool things that I am going to do in Spain. Then I think about paella and flan. This obsession is taking over my life and this summer, I am going to make it happen!!


5. Fiji Water
Because it is so damn good. I know that every celebrity and their mama luvs Fiji but thanks to my gay and I, we put Fiji on the map in Richmond. Say goodbye to Deer Park.

4. Victoria Beckham
Because I want to be a trophy wife when I grow up.

3. Coco Mademoiselle by Chanel
Because I haven't worn it in 6 months and it smells better than ever.

2. Leggings from Target
Because they're better than American Apparel!

1. Eggplants
Because eggplants are having the best week ever. Last night, I made fried eggplant sticks with cilantro sauce. Tonight is eggplant parmesan. Tomorrow is homemade baba ghanouj. I love this forgotten vegetable.

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9. Red Bicyclette French Rosé - It's sort of like red wine, sort of like champagne, and very very French. J'adore!

8. Skyn Iceland - The best skincare I have ever tried. The Glacial Face Wash and Nordic Skin Peel are as gentle as the line's name suggests.

7. French bulldogs - Only one of these can make my life complete.

6. Anthropologie - Now that I'm 24 I have broken up with Urban Outfitters. I am now romancing its lovelier and sophisticated older sister. I literally spend an hour here almost every week admiring frocks, knick-knacks, and shabby chic decor that I can barely afford (but I find a way to).

5. Melrose Trading Post - After spending the whole weekend looking for wall art and the perfect end table, I finally ended up here. This fabulous flea market is a French Country goldmine.

4. La Poubelle - Truly what you imagine when you think of a French bistro. This cute little restaurant is nestled perfectly in a less pretentious part of Hollywood and is more for bohemians than the bourgeoisie.

3. Keanu Reeves - Yes, I am totally into Keanu Reeves right now and I'm not ashamed to admit it ;)

2. Francoise Hardy - This French chanteuse and fashion icon is my muse. She is the embodiment of everything cool about the 60s and 70s.

1. The Adventures of Antoine Doinel - Yes, it's obvious that I love all things French. But nothing else compares to these 5 films by Truffaut. I finally own this box set and I am thrilled that I can now watch Antoine try to kiss girls that don't want to be kissed any time I want.

movie pitches, bitches

Awesomicity
Ashton Kutcher and Keanu Reeves are two down and out magicians looking for a spark of magic in their lives, something they like to call: awesomicity.

Duality
Famous philosophers Kurt Russell and Nick Nolte find themselves in a battle of wits with Patrick Swayze and Gary Busey.

Fido!
Juliette Lewis is a cop on the edge, Nicolas Cage is a lawyer with a dangerous secret. While being chased by the mob, this mis-matched odd couple come to realize that their dog is indeed a time traveler. Mobsters played by Martin Sheen, Charlie Sheen, and Emilio Estevez.

No You Didn't
Jack Black is on a mission to get revenge on every person that has ever slighted him. Ever. Christopher Walken makes a cameo as the doctor that slapped his ass during birth.

Uh-Oh!
Mathew Perry is seeking out new members for his organization. How can he do this when he's trapped in Africa and he's the Grand Wizard of the KKK? Uh-Oh!

Not Without My Wife
Joseph Stalin is a man torn between controlling communist Russia and his fat drunk cheating spouse. Starring Robin Williams and Rosie O'Donnell.

Being John Malkovich 2: Being Ben Affleck
No one dares go through the door.

Blackass
Filmed Jackass style, Damon Wayans finds some elaborate and some not so elaborate ways to kick his little brothers in their nut sacks.