Hey. You. You know that movie you like? You know, the one that you look at your DVD rack and smile about? The one that satisfies you intellectually, emotionally and visually. The one that grows in both depth and meaning everytime you watch it. The one that has spent hours and hours, perhaps even days, spinning itself into a mangled, scratched, worthless scrap of plastic on pause in your DVD player. That one that you'd never download on edonkey or limewire or bittorrent and would gladly buy a million times over in order to support the artists involved in its making. You know that one? It sucks.The actors are bad, the cinematography ill-conceived, the editing rushed, the director an obviously demented sociopath. Don't get me started about the special effects. God help your movie and its "special effects." If an infinite amount of monkeys given an infinite amount of time could randomly punch out Shakespeare then a team of four could probably shit your movie's screenplay out in a night of heavy drinking. The musical score is as ill placed as watermelon and fried chicken at a Klan rally. Seriously, its terrible, and you should feel bad.
Five horrible movies beloved to my generation:
1. American Psycho
2. Boondock Saints
3. Garden State
4. American Beauty
5. Kevin Smith
Take a look at your collection and add some more to the list.
2 comments:
ditto. add ghost world. oh, and matrix reloaded and revolutions. (will keanu never recreate the magic of point break? that makes me sad.)
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