Gold room

Trevor is hopping mad about princesses

They fear the robok

Tech geeks

My sis is an idiot muhahah!

I did get a unicorn!

X mas

i thought this christmas eve was going to be crazy dramatic but i raided my uncle's liquor cabinet and got wasted off of vodka and scotch on the rocks so everything was cool. i'm still drunk as hell right now but whatev. i talked to my cousin who i can't believe is 21 now and i kept giving him crummy advice, telling him to fuck college and move to tokyo next week. it's not really crummy advice actually, he should really do it. you only live once and you're only young once blah blah blah.

my aunt told me some boy i used to have a crush on in 3rd grade works with her now and asked about me. totally weird! he used to wear overalls with one side unhooked, which i loved. also i randomly went to some show the other night and it was seriously a time warp back to 2002, as stephanie said.

i can't wait till the morning. my niece asked me what i wanted from santa, and i said a unicorn. she said it was probably too late to send him a letter so i should just text him. i was like yeah, he probably checks his blackberry pretty frequently so i texted him and hopefully i will wake up tomorrow and there will be a unicorn waiting for me.

I styled her

Tea pahty

butthead

i'm watching rocky IV, best rocky ever. it's my fave part where he kicks the russian's ass and makes his little speech and gets a standing ovation. rocky is a hero, this is a truly inspiring movie.

earlier i was watching the discreet charm of the bourgeousie, which is a french surrealist film in case anyone doesn't know, and my 5-year-old niece was totally watching it with me and loving it. she totally wants to be just like me. earlier this week we were watching pulp fiction and now when she goes to mcdonald's she orders a royale with cheese. and then when her dad said something smart today she was like "check out the big brain on daddy". she's freaking cute. this dumb boy has been picking on her at the bus stop so her dad taught her how to kick a boy in the nuts, but instructed her to use that tactic only when absolutely necessary. i taught her how to make people disappear. it's too bad she's on christmas break now, otherwise i would walk her to the bus stop and tell the kid that his ass is grass if he doesn't leave her alone. anyway, after the french film we watched high school musical 2 which i loved because i am a fan of the classic story of big man on campus falls for smart girl in school, probably because that was my own parents' love story.

le sigh, i miss meg so much it hurts. i am having a blast in vb but i can't wait to be back in la. i feel like playing dress up right now but neither of the mirrors in my room are accurate and the one in my sister's bathroom is a skinny mirror and i just don't like being lied to when i look at myself. i wish i could wake my niece up and have her take photos of me but it's like 2am.

i just got back from cogan's with princess which was awes. love hanging out with that bitch. we bonded over our disinterest in random hookups. i ain't no hungry tiger and that is the truth no matter where in the world i am. i'm so tired but i don't want to go to sleep. i wish my sis and bro in law tivo'd good stuff but all they have are hospital dramas and shit like that.

My fave norf hangout

Yummm

Seriously!

Mad drama at some vb show

Every boy i crushed on in college is here

Success at 430am!

Failed attempt at pie crust. Redo now

Fabulous

the good life

i'm giving myself a facial. i have 6 minutes before i wash off my moisturizing mask then i can move on to the eye mask.

Oh this was creepy

How i live on the road

Temporary makeshift closet

Jones spa table

We r lame, were totally talking shit about my moms sex life

My family parties pretty hard

Baby toys, big screen tv, latenight brownie binges. Sometimes i think this would be a cool life.

There are slots in the vegas airport but no fucking smoking room

Yes we did

Oh we did it

Scoops across the street! Should we?

Jackfruit carnitas i am full beyond belief!

I just saw jessica alba there

Horse mania on our wall

Wtf?!

Straight chillin

Im at peets, just saw the dude from six feet under and dexter

Guess which is mine and which is cookie's

I'm sick. This lady will not stop talking to me about leaky roofs and her friend's daughter. Life sux.

A dude from dazed and confused is here but im not taking his picture bc im tactful

Neil hamburger is guest bartending at cha cha!

Trevor's shirt is too small

Its too dark to get a picture of this dudes hair but it is ridiculous!

Awesome englishman

Meg luvz it

Sweet potato gnocchi